Billy asked his wife that day
About the weather forecast.
“Showers, honey, just a few,
But don’t think they will last.”
“There could be rain,” said Billy’s son,
A high percentage chance of falling.
Tim Bailey said so, on Channel Ten.
‘Daily Bailey’ I think they call him.”
“The rain could become a storm, I heard,”
Said Jill, Billy’s youngest daughter.
“Late today a cool change’ll come.
It’ll be a mild change…, well…, sorta.”
“That storm could bring thunder and lightning
To the whole of the North Shore,
So be careful, hun, when heading out,
It could arrive with an almighty roar.”
“Yeah, Mum,” Billy’s son Ben chimed in,
“A storm, of that I’m certain.
But if hail comes, we’ll batten down
Last time we replaced the curtains.”
“It’s all to do with climate change, son,
That bloody global warming.
This season’s gunna be one long, hot summer,
The flies, they will be swarming.”
“I know, sweetie,” Billy’s wife replied,
“It sure is nasty weather.
One things for sure, if I’m certain at all
It’s that we’ll live (and love) through it together.”
Postscript: Tim Bailey is a ‘weatherman’ on Channel Ten’s nation-wide Eyewitness News, in Australia.